perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
coagulates: Im either insanely outgoing or extremely shy
cis person: i'm going to use "male-bodied" and "female-bodied" to refer to trans* folk!
trans person: um actually no those terms are problematic too
cis person: wtf who asked you
swdyw: *juggles men* one falls on the grounds and splats
WTF ANOTHER SLUG SLUGGING ACROSS THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR
greekgogurt: please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
arnoldpamler: im going to get carded buying alcohol until im like 56
Cop: “She has the weed cigar in the pill bottle. We’re gonna get it out.”
right now there’s a report of about 20 people using high heels as weapons according to the police scanner